getoffmybloghoe:

Don’t roll joints, roll up to church. Praise The Lord!

(Source: freddifish)


funnyandhilarious:

There Are Several Different Ways To Fold A Shirt »
eclectic69:

word

meulin-weipon:

cityofbadass:

Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?

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(Source: wingsofbadass)

leomanaids:

bitchcraftandwiggatry:

dirudo:

"I’m not rich"

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"But I have a big dick"

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"I don’t have a big dick"

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"But I am rich"

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"I’m rich"

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"And I have a big dick"

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bddbg:

cute!
FREE ArtRave: Los Angeles tickets!

2 free tickets for Lady Gaga’s ArtRave in LA on 7/21. Had unplanned surgery and don’t want them to go to waste.