shortandsharp:

thetoolazytothinkupacoolnameblog:

becuzbacon:

Tell it, Randy.

Randy said fuck your bullshit

Randy ran out of fucks to give
natbrehmer:

I don’t know what to do with this, but now it’s yours, tumblr.
otterhunter:

gob-smack:

Me. Fingering myself.

I’d love to help! You have an awesome bod.
Things I am currently craving

- hot sex
- a warm shower
- milkshake
- cozy blankets
- warm, loving cuddles
- kisses 


Marilyn Monroe photographed by Andre De Dienes, 1949.
disneybakerdcp:

A) I LOVE SCHNAUZERS
B) THIS IS ONE OF THE GREATEST THINGS I’VE EVER SEEN

gnumblr:

checking out the booty like

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